It's not quite going to Mars, but you can be part of NASA's yearlong simulated Mars mission inside a 1,700-square-foot, 3D-printed habitat at NASA's Johnson Space Center in Houston. That is, assuming "you" are a healthy, non-smoking U.S. citizen, aged between 30 and 55 years old, proficient in English, and boasting a master's degree in a relevant STEM field from an accredited institution, with at least two years of professional STEM experience, or at least 1,000 hours of aircraft piloting experience. Which probably whittles down the field a little. But even if you don't qualify, you can join the rest of us plebs in remembering that Simpsons episode and laughing from the comfort of our safely earthbound sofas. Shop Now